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30th September - The cult of double standards is alive and thriving at Dens park. Dundee are without doubt a band of cynical, cheating conmen, always ready to apply the tricks of the trade learned in Argentinean, Spanish and Italian football to their efforts in the Scottish game. You'll have to travel a long way to find a team filled with so many players who are prepared to go down in a writhing heap as soon as an opponent comes near them, feigning injuries that miraculously clear up the instant the game moves on. At the same time, they persist in committing surreptitious GBH on anybody they can and sometimes do it right in front of easily conned match officials and get away with it. For their manager Ivano Bonetti to come out and complain about the players of opposing teams is taking this arrogant and despicable approach to football to new heights - or is that depths? For Bonetti to say "We can't wait until someone dies on the pitch before action is taken." can be interpreted in more than one way, because his players must be committing their sneaky deeds with his blessing, possibly even encouragement. Ever since Bonetti took charge of the Jutes we have seen him field a team that can be a joy to watch in terms of their vivacious flair for attacking and free flowing football, but all that is ruined by the dark side of their game.

The referee at yesterday's match, along with his linesmen, has to carry the can for an appalling display of rule dodging. He allowed himself to be duped by the histrionics and swan diving and gave an incredible number of unfair decisions against the Dons. How he failed to take action when Derek Young was stretchered off after Gatti crocked him right in front of the linesman is a complete mystery and he should be disciplined by the SFA for his uneven mishandling of the match. Bonetti's fury with the referee for failing to notice an alleged off the ball incident is laughable when weighed against the number of unjustifiable decisions given in Dundee's favour. Still, the outrage of their manager might well divert the ire of the Dundee fans from the fact that Bonetti seems incapable of organising his side well enough to prevent them from taking a drubbing from a team that was the laughing stock of the SPL for the past few years.
24th September - What is Derek Whyte on? Tonight's outpouring in the Evening Express about how we can never ever got to Glasgow and expect to get anything off the old farm ever again is totally unacceptable. Even if the guy believes that, he should keep it to himself. Even Ebbe didn't go so far as ruling out the possibility of a win down there for all time. What on earth does Whyte think he's doing to the mind set of his team-mates? What will Bisconti, Thornley and Dadi think they have come to when their captain is spouting defeatist claptrap like that? This is the kind of rabid propaganda that you expect from the Glasgow press, but not from anybody at Pittodrie. It was that kind of weak-kneed gibbering that got Alex Smith sacked and it won't help the security of the present manager if he allows this kind of talk to go on. Players have to go into games believing that they can win or at least have a chance of it. The fans who travel from all over the country to support them need to believe that it's possible for their team to put one over on whoever they're playing.

Just because Celtic only spent £20,000,000 on players compared to Juventus splashing £90,000,000 did Martin O'Neill tell everybody that the Tims had no chance in Italy last week? Of course not! So why do cheapskate Aberdeen need to spout out bilge about their inability to take on the Glasgow teams? The answer is that they don't and they shouldn't. You have to wonder where this kind of talk is really emanating from at Pittodrie, because it will do nothing to encourage fans to turn out and support the team. Fans need positive talk or at worst some stony silence. The message to the doomspeakers at Pittodrie has got to be: There is always a chance of winning any game. You don't have to claim you'll turn over the champions on their own doorstep, but never, ever, tell us that we have no chance whatsoever.
24th September - It has just come to TRF's attention that somebody has been adapting one of the more popular ditties from the last couple of season. It seems that Thomas Solberg has been losing ground in the popularity stakes and that despite Merkie's remonstrations in the latest edition of the actual TRF they have been singing:
  "You are my Solberg, my Thomas Solberg; You make me happy when you don't play; And Amaruso, he is a wanker; But someone please take Solberg away."  


This seems rather unkind to a player who would really like to do well for the Dons and is an all round nice guy, but on the other hand he has made some expensive mistakes in the first team over his Pittodrie career and not everybody is as forgiving as The Red Final.

23rd September 2001

Dear Ebbe,

You have been one lucky Dons' manager in your career at Pittodrie. The fans have stuck by you through the leanest of times and given you and your team unprecedented backing. That loyalty seemed to be beginning to reap some rewards this season and after the longest honeymoon that any Aberdeen manager has enjoyed, you looked to be beginning to deliver an improved team and the likelihood of better performances to come. Even after yesterday, the majority of fans will probably be willing to stick with you, even the ones who had to put up with such a negative approach to the game in Glasgow. The only positives seem to have been the return to first team action of Russell Anderson and the fine ninety minutes from Fergus Teirnan, considering his inexperience. That's not enough.

Why you chose to go there and simply try to keep the goals against down, instead of having a go at the champions as the majority of fans wanted and as the traveling support deserved, is a mystery to everybody but you. Don't forget, that your job is not simply to try and keep the Dons in the SPL, it is to try and win things and to put out a team that will start to attract the missing thousands back to Pittodrie. Nobody expected you to work miracles considering the place where you started and especially because we know that you have been denied the kind of funds that you need to bring in the players that you really need. Even so, we do expect that after more than two years of reshaping the team you will give us a team worth following away from home. At Pittodrie we seem to be positive enough, although there are still times when it looks as if the players feel like there's nothing to play for, or maybe they are still having trouble keeping their concentration over ninety minute, but beyond our own doorstep we are just not seeing the goods with only one point and one goal from four games.

The time has come to say that the honeymoon is over, the fans have given you their patience and backing but they will not wait forever. You have a decent squad at your disposal now and even allowing the fact that there is lots of room for improvement, we have every right to expect that you will take our team south of Stonehaven and try to win games. Andy Roxburgh once said that nice boys don't win anything. Well, it's time for the Dons to say "No more Mr. Nice Guy" and to start grinding out victories away from home. Do that and you'll find that you can't enjoy a better backing anywhere than from the Red Army. We all want you to succeed, but you won't do it by playing damage limitation football.

All the best,

Old Beach Ender

23rd September - The BBC and the Sunday papers seem to have glossed over it, but the finger of admonishment needs to be waved at celtic's insufferable supporters after their shocking response to Jamie McAllister's injury. Down goes McAllister after a clear head knock and stots his head off the ground as he falls, instantly his hands go to his head and it's obvious that he's in a bad way. Right on queue the tims start giving the bird because the referee did as he is required by the rules and stopped play so that treatment could be given. Can you imagine the outrage there would have been if the roles were reversed and we howled objections after a celtic player went down in the same way? We'd be crucified in the press, that's for sure, but since it was the darling faithful of Glasgow that were doing it, it appears that it was okay.

You'd think that the tims of all people would appreciate the significance of head injuries, given their history, but no; all they could see in their green eyed, drunken haze was a referee giving something against them and out came the giant chips to burden their shoulders once more. Thankfully McAllister is okay, but at the time there was a fear that he might have broken his neck, would the tims have been so quick to howl their derision had they known that? Hard to say, the arrogance of both halves of the gruesome twosome is so great that they probably believe that any price is worth the points and that any opposition should just take the consequences of having the gall to take the field against them.
20th September - We've been doon this dreel before, but Saturday is the next massively important step in the rehabilitation of the Dons. They need to go to Celtic Park and get stuck right into the tims because it is the only sensible way to play against them. We can't play a containing game, we just don't have the players for it. What we can do is work our nuts off in the middle of the park to win the ball and get if forward by way of Thornley and look for him to whip in some good crosses for (whosyer) Dadi to get on the end of. If Zero gets a game, he;ll not get a much better stage to show of his massive supply of ability and give our traveling fans something to really sing about. Recent visits to the east end of Glasgow have seen the Dandies commit the cardinal sin of not having a go. But surely Ebbe has learned the lesson by now and will unleash his boys to try and do what everybody reckons is impossible for Aberdeen to do, get something off of celtic. Maybe a win is beyond us just yet, but wouldn't it be fantastic to see the reds confound our critic in the west coast press and give the tims a beating in their own back yard? It isn't impossible, unless they bottle it so come on you Redz - get stuck in!

Full Leather Jacket

Recent issues of TRF have been littered with veiled and overt attacks, mainly by one Pissed-off-Merkie, on my unsullied reputation. Up till now I have stood quietly by and let the swaddling editor of the paper edition of this website just get on with it. Now though, enough is enough and it is time for me - OBE's faithful leather jacket - to have my own say. My master has been wearing me for more years than I care to remember and I can safely claim that I am a campaign hardened member of the Red Army. In fact, I was probably still a calf when the Merkster was born but whilst he was still learning to fill nappies, I was off on my travels with OBE to all points of the footballing compass; home and away and round and about Europe.

There were a lot of good times, especially through the eighties and into the early nineties, but of course, like the rest of the red Army, I have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous management when the Dandies slumped to an unaccustomed lowly position. I bear the scars of a few interesting away trips that I hardly want to remember now, but I have to say I took a bit of a pounding at Iprix in 1991 when we had to play there to win the title. What a shower of shitheads the home fans were and why celtic should want people to stop calling the DOBs huns I just can't understand. They are without any shadow of a doubt the worst fitba fans in the world and deserve nothing from the great game. Mind you, I think that there are still a few coins left over in the remnants of my lining from that 11th of May bombardment - ta very much.

Over the years I've been known to rub shoulders with another legendary Rudolph - L. S. Pringle from Echt. What an interesting character and completely different than you'd expect after reading the offended correspondence in TRF. The size of the feet alone is enough to make most people do a double take and that battered old oilskin must have a few stories to tell. Mind you, the dingy netherworld of football fanzines is crowded to bursting with weird and eccentric characters and if I was allowed near the keyboard more often I'd love to write a book about them to expose the lot of them (before they expose themselves). Take Merkie's kapok filled anorak, rumour has it that it came to him from a deprived Methlic farmer who sold it along with a dozen boiler suits and a silage clamp at a roup near Clatt. It certainly looks like it could do with restuffing, but then it's had to endure the embarrassing experience of student life for the past few years. Never mind, some of those self adhesive patches on the elbows and it could look like second hand.

I have to say that even though I get worn mostly to home games these days, I am still managing to get a good bit of enjoyment from my football. There's a streak of panache about our current team that can set games alight. We're maybe not seeing enough of it yet, but they are surely getting there. That and Redz & Co. can still make Saturday afternoons range from bearable to exciting. If only someone would repair my pockets, sew a new lining into me and get rid of Angus the Bull, then following the Dons could start to return to the days when Dons fans could really stand free. As for Merkie, well he just needs to show a little bit of respect as should be done by somebody who wears an anorak six sizes too big for him.

OBE's Leather Jacket

12th September - Hello fellow fans. Isn't it nice to be once again following a team that's showing a bit of resolve in their football? The Dandies win over the michty Kilmarnock on Saturday last was a shot in the arm and despite the conditions it was completely deserved. Now all we need to do is look forward to taking on the old enemies - the Arabs - at the weekend. We need to win again to maintain the reconstruction of the 'Fortress Pittodrie' image and to take another bound up the SPL table and nowadays there's no reason to think that we can't do it. let's not be complacent though, the Redz are improving but there's a long road to travel yet.

By the way, TRF 46 will be out on Saturday so don't forget to have a nice shiny pound coin ready to drop in Merkie's capacious anorak pocket as you pick up your copy - don't confuse him with a Guy though - November 5th is still a bit far away for anybody to pull that scam yet.

Living out in the sticks these days, I missed Monday night's U21 match and the cafuffle of the loon Rachid getting sent off. It seems he's got a bit of a temper on him, but who hasn't? Let's not forget that he's a wholehearted player with bags of ability and if he was to get his act together he could still be a success at Pittodrie. Ebbe kens that and is the type of patient manager who might yet find a way of getting the best out of Belabed the Belgian. let's hope so, it's great having a player whose name lends itself to a bit of a chant: Raaaaaaachiiiiiiiddddd!

I was relieved that the SPL have decided to keep the fixtures going on Saturday, terrible though the New York and Washington attacks were, it would be the absolute wrong thing to stop the normal flow of life's activities. To do that would be like an admission of defeat to the terrorists, to keep on going with everything we do sends out a different message. No doubt the minute's silence at all Scottish grounds will be stunning and respect will have been paid, then on with life and on with the fitba and hopefully an inspirational display from the Dons.


Did I tell you TRF 46 will be out? Oh, yeah. Fair enough.

See ya Saturday - OBE

8th September - Today is a mighty important one for our beloved Dandies. They really need to gain victory over stuffy Kilmarnock to get themselves up the league a bit and to ensure that they stay in touch with the top half. The season may only be five games old, but now is the time to get on course for safe waters and start navigating towards where we want to be by the end of the season. That's enough seafaring references thanks, anybody would think that we were talking about Stewart Milne's private yacht instead of the Redz. With all the forwards we seem to have available, it should be feasible for us to find the net more than once against the Tractormen but the big worry will be about what our errant defenders are up to. They would be well advised to avoid giving away corners and free kicks around the box, because they seem to be endlessly capable of dropping off for a quick doze whenever these dead ball situations arise. Worse, most of the goals conceded this season have come out of the self same scenarios. Concentration needs to be the watchword.

Let's be realistic, a defeat today could stop any potential improvement in its tracks and leave us ready to be cast adrift (oops, more watery analogies) at the foot of the table and ill set up for facing our old enemies the Sand Dancers next week. A nice victory today will give us the kind of momentum we need to send Smiffy's Ragheads into a tailspin next Saturday which is a must in our quest to restore some self respect.

Come on you
Redzzzzz.....!
2nd September - If you are a Playstation II fan as well as a Dandy, you might just have noticed a wee gem in the "FIFA 2001" game. If you're still smarting over the unethical departure of Arild Stavrum you'll probably have taken an ironic delight to have seen that the programmers have stuck the treacherous bandit into the game as a GOALKEEPER. Maybe they're right, maybe that's why our errant forward was so slow and hopeless in his attempts at outfield play. It would also explain how the guy knew how to beat opposition goalies - he had all that experience behind him telling him how they were going to try and stop the efforts on goal. Hmmm, did the virtual Ebbe know something that the real one didn't when he signed Stavers from Scandinavian football? Or was it the other way round?
6th September - After a six week gestation period, the results of our polls on the issue of Stadium redevelopment are posted here. Reaction is generally positive but readers can gauge for themselves. If you have any special point to make about this hugely important step in the Dons' future, please send it to stadium@redfinal.com and we'll pass it on if it's remotely publishable - even if the editor doesn't agree with it. 2nd September - A new street edition of TRF is in the works for the Dundee United game and the dedicated band of regulars is beavering away to pull together another spiffing ragbag of junk, spleen, japes and jokes. we always have room for new blood though, so if anybody out there feels that they've got a few bits and pieces of writing that they want to share with an unsuspecting public, feel free to send it in to editor@refinal.com and we'll give it a fair hearing before finding it guilty of inclusibility or innocent by way too much and not safe for printing. The editor's decisions are final - Red Final.

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