July 2000

   
28th July - Here we are on the eve of the new season and if all the reports are correct we are already deep in the mire on the injury front. Nonetheless, OBE at least, wants to inject a wee tad of optimism into proceedings.

There were games last season, once Ebbe had pulled together most of his squad, where the Dandies were playing good football. They managed to entertain more often than not and on occasion even win. I believe that we will win more often this season than last once the injury list is cleared. It won't be easy and it could well depend on getting more out of the attackers and midfield. With the squad we've got we have to pin hopes on scoring more goals than we concede. This may sound a bit like the old Tim methodology and it probably is, but it worked and there is no way our defence is going to improve until the board find some cash for rock-solid defenders.

Failure to improve whilst operating on a shoestring will bring the fans down on the directors like a tonne of bricks, unless the Main Stand does it for us with a few tonnes of girders and asbestos. Whatever, TRF's little band of eager beavers will stay right behind the players who put in an effort. As we like to say from time to time
COME ON EWE REDZ!!!
27th July - Thanks to those who responded to OBE about The Inside Line, it seems that not only does the club not send it to people who should get it, but they manage to send it to people who don't have season tickets at all but maybe bought a ticket at the ticket office last season. This shouldn't be an issue, but the fact that the people working inside Todders are incapable of sorting out their database suggests that the Stewart Milne regime may never get the bigger things right.






 Gratuitous gardening personality cartoon.
 22nd July - The TRF crew are beavering away on a new edition of the paper version and will be incommunicado for the next few days. We'll still try and put some stuff on the website, but the editor is a slave driving bastard and won't allow us to deflect from the target of getting an edition out for the home game v St. Moron.

 17th July - Angus the Bull gets his... (182k)

19th July - Chisholm resigns as chairman of Association of Supporters Clubs. Reason given - pressure of work. Successor? Only nomination Jack Douglas. Pittodrie employee Paul Quick nominated for vice-chairman. It's a Pittodrie stitch-up and this chaotic 'organisation' permitted by its constitution only to represent supporters' clubs - not supporters, will doubtless stumble along for a wee while yet before it finally fails altogether. 14th July - Any season ticket holders out there? TRF would dearly love to know whether you got your copies of 'The Inside Line' recently. or, indeed, how many copies if it did turn up. OBE and OBE Junior haven't seen hide nor hair of the glossy quarterly insult to everybody's intelligence so they don't know just how hard the directors work or any of the other carefully spun information that AFC choose to foist on the folk who put their money up front. Clearly, whatever else the board do, they ain't working hard enough at sorting out communications. If any of you would like to share your experiences of the Inside Line distribution fiasco, please stick a few details in an e-mail and send to OBE@redfinal.com so we can measure just how confused this situation is.

S-Form signings are introduced to life at Pittodrie...

 13th July - Ever ready to pick up on tales of parsimony and misery for others, the press continue to bash the toaster story to death (as does TRF of course). This time it's the London Evening Standard. The difference in this item is that it is really about Gordon Bennett. Have a read and draw your own conclusions.
  11th July - TRF is adding its considerable weight (OBE+GR+Sir Claude+Bloo Toon = loads) to the campaign being run in the pages of The Granite Sheep for Scotland to host Euro 2008. Apart from Scotland being a brilliant place to host any festival of football, there is loads of money in it for AFC and the Northeast of Scotland. Who knows, the Dons might even get financial assistance in rebuilding Pittodrie. navigate on over to TGS and lend some support.
9th July - Forgive the over enthusiasm, but when are the tickets for the Bohemians' match going on sale. There's no clue on the 'Official' website which is unsurprising as it is often out of date, but you would think if the club is hard up it would be keen to start gathering in the shekels for this Euro-fixture. After all, everybody who plans to go to this one has to pay so it should be a financial bonus. They aren't going to tell us the ticket office can't cope because it is still dealing with Jimbo's testimonial match, surely?



8th July - Unlike the Pittodrie website we are able to tell you that the Dons stuffed the mighty Elgin City 4-0. The world will be ours!
8th July - A Flock of Toasters - If you were to believe the press and the grapevine, it seems as though just about every joker in Scotland has been trying to inundate Pittodrie with new toasters. Let's hope it's true because Gordon Bennett will be able to send Harvey Smith out to do something useful for a change and hawk the lot of them at the next available car boot sale.

The real point of the story, though, is the fact that years of mismanagement at Pittodrie are coming home to roost. The present chairman and his predecessor must take the responsibility for our present financial failings. They have been offered much constructive advice from many sources and chosen to ignore them all. An early suggestion passed their way was that players should be signed on performance contracts - a means of ensuring that effort is put in to justify the big money on offer. Instead, for years now, players have been guaranteed their huge weekly salaries no matter what they do - or more importantly - don't do on the park. There are plenty more examples, but they are going into the paper version of TRF so if you want to keep pace, grab a copy early in the season.

Meanwhile, we are launching a project to bring you some of the early Red Finals on the web - starting with the extremely rare
TRF 0 which was a freebie handed out round Pittodrie to celebrate the opening of the Dick End way back in 1993. Enjoy.

 

 4th July - Regular visitors to the official AFC website who are avid readers of the News pages might have been a bit surprised to see a headline proclaiming "DONS FANS URGED TO JOIN RED ARMY".

Call me paranoid, but I thought that all Dons' fans were already part of the Red Army. Seems to me that we've been known by that title (amongst others) for more years than Stewart Milne's worn a wig. It couldn't be that the club are trying to make "Red Army" their property? The implication is that if you don't stump up a tenner for the malodorous membership scheme, you won't be deemed a part of the Red Army. In fact, you'll be a bit of an outcast.

When Ebbe appeared in the TV advert and called on people to join the Red Army, that was a bit different. That was an invitation to anybody who wasn't a regular Dandy to get on board and quite right too. This new campaign is a whole new set of dentures. The Red Army belongs to the FANS, not to Aberdeen or any other football club. This is a cynical attempt to take away more of the fan culture. They already give two fingers to to Aberdeen fandom by ignoring the sheep joke and insisting on trying to associate us with a neo-cuddly soft toy bull that looks as if it was a founder member of the "I've got BSE" club.

Couple the above with the mind-numbingly insulting content of The Inside Line and you can see why TRF is constantly concerned about the administration of Aberdeen FC. These people want to turn us into playdough people who they can push around and milk for cash any which way they please. Well folks, don't let them get away with it. You get the club you deserve.

By the way, if the commercial bods are attempting to grab "Red Army"for some branding exercise, they are too late as far as the internet is concerned - redarmy.com and redarmy.co.uk are already taken along with loads of other variations.
 3rd July - Thank goodness the real stuff is beginning to happen and the boss and players are back in harness preparing for the new season. It's going to be a long and tough one for us, but hopefully not as bad as the one we just suffered. Please, please, please let some of the young lads break through in spectacular, crowd pleasing fashion.

Unlike many punters around, I believe that Ebbe
will do the biz for us. I also believe that he has made a major start by changing the squad around pretty dramatically in his first season. Not every one of his new signings has hit the right spot yet, but they have made a difference and there were signs of decent football shining through in a lot of games after the winter break. Now that these guys are settled in they should do better for us than before, when the Scottish game was new to them. Reinforcements are a headache, but the lack of funds for new signings can't be laid at the Dane's door.

The biggest worry here in TRF towers isn't the footballing side of AFC, it is the massive administration that Stewart Milne has built up behind the scenes. There is little sign of improving efficiency but plenty of indications that some of them would rather stir up friction amongst the fans than get on with restoring the club's financial position. Milne seems to have picked up the mess made by his predecessor and made it a great deal worse. Under his stewardship the club has lurched from financial crisis to financial crisis. Much of the PR remains a joke and the fundraisers, admittedly up against it thanks to the crap football of recent years, are simply not bringing home the bacon. Whatever happened to the trumpeted success of Harvey Smith's trip to Houston?

You would be forgiven if you thought that the appointment of Gordon Bennett would make a difference. It certainly ought to, but looking in from far out on the exterior, it looks like he is a Chief Exec not allowed to take the kind of executive decisions needed to turn the good ship 'In a State' round. If there was any hair left your editor would be tearing it out, as it is it looks like all the fans can do is count on a miracle.

 

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